Sometimes he wears glasses and teaches.
Sometimes he demonstrates how to operate lamps.
Sometimes he grooms by the glow of a sensible light fixture for a night out on the town.
Sometimes he's a model.
Sometimes he's just simply at attention like the Queen's Guard, standing by his message.
His 1970's-style spare collagey body and his succinct directives ensure that he's never too flashy and always on point. Nerd Bird just wants you to give a hoot about energy conservation. Plain and simple.
Hey, if it involves a smart, adorable, green animal with big ideas, I'm listening. His command is my command.
This one's unfortunate, but noble:
NB will take one for the team if it's for the greater good.
I do, however, have a complaint about his initiative's name. While "GreeNYC" is an obvious and convenient mash-up of message and demographic, it's a completely clumsy presentation of upper and lower case letters, and, frankly, unpronounceable (Gree NYC? Green-Y-C?) While Nerd Bird's wearing spectacles and packing chalk, maybe he can shuffle over to that name and organize that mess as well.
This just in: Holy mackerel. I just found the real show-stopper:
THERE IS A NERD BIRD MASCOT?!
If they are hiring, I'm in. I will deliver the bird's good word!
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